tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post1014835064948716585..comments2023-08-22T05:08:12.986-07:00Comments on The Queen of Useless Information: It was the Best of Reality, It was the Worst of Reality...Myndihttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08303020878596910372noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-67059856515935847502008-01-08T12:07:00.000-08:002008-01-08T12:07:00.000-08:00Just waitin' for the adult friend finder ads to po...Just waitin' for the adult friend finder ads to pop up...Myndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08303020878596910372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-91100845661849200212008-01-08T12:04:00.000-08:002008-01-08T12:04:00.000-08:00They probably think you simply chicken out every t...They probably think you simply chicken out every time you come into the store and that, one of these days, you're going to boldly start rifling through the porn, judgemental eyes be damned!!!<BR/><BR/>It all starts somewhere.<BR/><BR/>I'll never forget the first time I finally mustered the nerve to enter the "18+" room. That sense of awkwardness eventually gave way to my feelings of entitlement and power.<BR/><BR/>In fact, the first time in the "18+" room I asked some dope to rent a few tapes for me and he said "yes." FOOL!!! Those VHS tapes stayed for many years tucked into the drop ceiling in the basement.<BR/><BR/>I've crossed a line, haven't I?Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14186390681043990966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-39042816095062219512008-01-08T11:52:00.000-08:002008-01-08T11:52:00.000-08:00This talk of porn made me think of something. The...This talk of porn made me think of something. There's a used DVD store I like to patronize. They have regular DVD's and porno. The porn is MUCH better organized than the regular movies. The regular movies are sort of vaguely alphabetized by title, but they've got the porn separated by studio and genre. <BR/><BR/>It occurs to me that maybe the porn isn't so much a sideline as their whole reason for being. They probably think I'm a freak for going in there to buy "Spider-Man"EJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17837209850667097773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-51464743895324081562008-01-04T16:32:00.000-08:002008-01-04T16:32:00.000-08:00Since her surgery, she appears to have the equival...Since her surgery, she appears to have the equivalent of two girls in one cup, that's for sure. Nice outfit she wore in the boardroom, too. God, she's annoying.<BR/><BR/>And, yes, I'm pretty sure she's skanks out big time in the bedroom. I'm kind of surprised we haven't seen her in a sex tape, given her desperate need for attention.Myndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08303020878596910372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-61919460981010068692008-01-04T15:42:00.000-08:002008-01-04T15:42:00.000-08:00See why I initially dubbed you House Mother. I br...See why I initially dubbed you House Mother. I bring my frat brothers 'round these parts and this is bound to happen. Even the classy ones like Darrin were once shady.<BR/><BR/>OK. Your game. Omarosa. I'll bet she knows her way around a ball-gag and I'll bet she wasn't grossed out by "two girls, one cup" when she got it in her inbox.<BR/><BR/>Happy, now?<BR/><BR/>I'm going to watch last night's Conan ...he never has to stoop to these levels.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14186390681043990966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-693838441758684942008-01-04T15:23:00.000-08:002008-01-04T15:23:00.000-08:00You guys are killin' me! Nobody wants to talk abo...You guys are killin' me! Nobody wants to talk about, I don't know, pleats? Pencil Skirts? Omarosa?Myndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08303020878596910372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-66454271081480755212008-01-04T15:18:00.000-08:002008-01-04T15:18:00.000-08:00Ah, yes. Ice dildo. Janine didn't even do straig...Ah, yes. Ice dildo. Janine didn't even do straight for a long while. Yes ...I call her Janine like I know her.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14186390681043990966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-90789244339038551692008-01-04T15:12:00.000-08:002008-01-04T15:12:00.000-08:00I'm just thankful we live in a world where the por...I'm just thankful we live in a world where the porn industry can specialize in certain genres. Straight up isn't your thing? Perhaps ATM is more your style? No? Well then, may I present you with a phallic symbol made of ice??Darrin Wassomhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09709113132475758588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-68174623518309852762008-01-04T08:50:00.000-08:002008-01-04T08:50:00.000-08:00OH.I really should've been able to figure that one...OH.<BR/><BR/>I really should've been able to figure that one out, huh? I think I'm a little glad I didn't.<BR/><BR/>Also, good news, I won't be eating lunch today!Myndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08303020878596910372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-5975740604812684532008-01-04T08:43:00.000-08:002008-01-04T08:43:00.000-08:00i'm sure you can find out ...but PLEASE ...don't G...i'm sure you can find out ...but PLEASE ...don't Google it at work.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14186390681043990966noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-588549170562566842008-01-04T08:35:00.000-08:002008-01-04T08:35:00.000-08:00WTF is ATM?WTF is ATM?Myndihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08303020878596910372noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2858763423075557421.post-77767564879135534792008-01-04T08:24:00.000-08:002008-01-04T08:24:00.000-08:00Jenna Jameson deep throating? This would be like ...Jenna Jameson deep throating? This would be like asking Gene Simmons to play a few tunes on a saxophone for you. Deep throating is NOT her thing, dammit!!!<BR/><BR/>It pisses me off how society just broad brushes porn-stars. Just because you're a porn star doesn't mean you automatically have done everything. Some do anal but won't do orgy. Some do interracial but won't swallow. Some porn stars don't deep throat while others do ATM. <BR/><BR/>Its about specialization, folks.<BR/><BR/>If Jenna had deep-throated that hot-dog ...well ...her fans would've finally known she truly sold-out.Donhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14186390681043990966noreply@blogger.com